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Okay, bully boy, let's go do that voodoo
that we do so well.

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Can't just yet, sir. We're short one
defense attorney.

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Well, where is Miss Sullivan?

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Beep, beep, your honor. Coming through.

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Hot stuff.

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Watch yourself.

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Thank you.

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That is the ugliest handbag I have ever
seen.

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It was a turkey, your honor.

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You know.

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So I suppose Miss Sullivan is going to
inflict Thanksgiving dinner on us?

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Well, not exactly on us. But she wanted
to do something for all the people

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around the courthouse with no place else
to go.

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So she's giving them the bird.

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What a nice gesture, huh?

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Hey, Mac, we got a lot of cases to do
tonight, don't we?

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Uh -huh. So what do you say we get right
into it? What do you got there?

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Pocahontas and John Smith.

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Oh, them again?

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Personally, I thought he checked into
her wigwam under an assumed name.

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I mean, John Smith.

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Get real, huh, Mac?

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Are you talking to me, sir?

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I guess not.

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Oh, I'm sorry, sir. It's just I'm a
little disconnected with all this stuff

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got to study since I went back to
college.

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The parade of American history.

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I don't know why I've got to learn all
this stuff.

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You lucky dog.

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Excuse me. I'm wondering if I'm in the
right place.

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Not yet, but let me give you my address.

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I'm looking for someone.

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Aren't we all?

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His name is Mack Robinson.

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Oh.

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Mack.

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Oh, hi, Lenore. Come on in. You bring
your books? Right here. Oh, great.

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Everybody, this is Lenore Grant. She's
one of my classmates at City College.

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Hi, Lenore.

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So, Lenore, what career are you studying
for?

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I really haven't made up my mind, but
I'm sort of thinking of being a

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biochemical engineer.

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Either that or a model.

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Tough choice.

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I know I always regretted I didn't do
both.

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But first I have to get by this American
history midterm.

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Oh, it's going to be a bear.

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That's why Mac and I decided to get
together and study every chance we have.

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The old late night cram session, huh,
Mac?

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The only thing is, you're a little
early, Lenore. Yeah, we're not going to

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a break for at least a couple of hours.

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But I tell you what, you can use my
office to study while you're waiting for

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Matt. Great, thanks.

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Come on, I'll show you where it is. Oh,
this will work out great.

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You can start the American Revolution,
and I'll be there by Bucker Hill.

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Oh, boy, college days.

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I used to love those study groups.

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You mean groups?

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Very often, yes.

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Okay, Mac, what do you say we try to
finish off one more case before the

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Will you be requiring a defense attorney
to do that, sir?

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Well, where is she now?

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I believe she said she had to go out and
drain her giblets.

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Shouldn't she have her doctor do that?

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
couldn't get the cranberry jelly to

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of the can all in one complete log.

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Any reply, and I'm going to have to find
myself in contempt.

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I managed to get that stupid blob about
three -quarters of the way out, and then

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it just kind of hung there on the lip of
the can, kind of quivering and

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wiggling, and I knew if I pushed it too
hard, it would split off. Oh, well, you

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know how it is when that happens.

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Miss Sullivan, do you suppose that I
might be able to persuade you to pull

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your myths and practice a little law
with us?

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Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Of course, I'm
sorry. Yes, sir.

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Okay, maestro, let her rip.

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Call people versus Borsotti.

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It's just like a dream I had the other
night.

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Your Honor, these are the rolling
rangerettes.

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We owe pleasure to meet you.

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Come on, give me a break. I had to work
on a holiday.

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Right, get her.

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Yes, sir. It seems the perky pilgrims
here were appearing in the Macy's parade

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when they became victims of Mr.

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Borsatti's burst of temper.

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The victims? They're the victims. What
about me?

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And what about Winky for crying out
loud?

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Winky for crying out loud?

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Winky the bunny rabbit, sir. It's one of
those huge balloons you always see in

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the Macy's parade.

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Unfortunately, Winky met with a tragic
accident.

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Oh, my God, something happened to Winky?

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He was my pride and joy, Judge. I had 12
years of my life in that balloon, and

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no sooner did we start stepping off down
Broadway when these twirly girlies try

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and knock me down.

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It wasn't our fault, Your Honor. I
begged the parade officials not to put

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behind the horses.

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Apparently, they had to do some fancy
footwork to avoid the, um...

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Minefield of meadow muffins.

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Who writes this stuff?

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Due to their sudden deviation from
course, they slammed into my client,

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caused him to lose his grip on Winky's
tether.

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I love it when you talk like that.

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Mr. Prosecutor. Sorry, sir. Mr. Borsotti
responded by shoving the girls into the

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St. Francis Boys Choir, apparently
causing several of the lads to jumpstart

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puberty.

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Yeah, I was kind of wondering that
myself.

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Winky is airborne, sir.

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Airborne? Oh, yeah. Takes at least two
guys to handle the big ones. What with

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wing gusts and all.

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When I got knocked down, poor Irwin
didn't stand a chance.

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And Irwin is... Somewhere over New
Jersey would be my guess.

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Sir, since Irwin presumably has relevant
testimony, would a postponement be in

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order? Yeah, I guess we should put this
case on ice until Winky hits a

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downdraft.

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Okay, that's lunch, people.

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And you are all invited to stay
afterwards in the cafeteria for a

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Thanksgiving feast. I've made plenty of
food, so come and get it, everyone.

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Evening, sisters.

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Boy, the church has really loosened up
its dress code.

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So I guess the answer would be King
George and Lord North did the

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Act. Right.

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All right.

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Okay, what's the next question?

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What do you do, pump iron?

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I don't see that here.

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No, I mean here.

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Oh, well, I try to stay in shape.

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I admire a man who takes care of his
body, Mac.

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Oh, thanks.

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Let me see here now. The Federalist
Papers.

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Physical appearance is important, don't
you think?

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Huh? For instance, I know I want people
to find me attractive.

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Well, I don't think you have to worry
about that, Lenore.

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Now, here's a stomper for you.

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Explain the significance of the doctrine
of manifest destiny.

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Manifest destiny means there are things
that are just destined to happen.

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Yeah. So, why fight it?

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I am very strongly attracted to you, and
I know that you want me as much as I

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want you.

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Whoa, I touched you.

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Mac. No, no, this is crazy.

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Mac. But the thing is, you're so young,
and I'm so married.

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Here you go, Bull.

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Sir, what happened to the olives?

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Table three is wearing them.

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Hi. Love your eyes. Love your thighs.

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Love your hips. Love your lips. Love
your hair.

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Nice butt.

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Here you go, Phil.

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Bon appetit. Hey, thanks.

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This stuff looks, um... What's the word?

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Edible?

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No.

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Would you like to sample my yams?

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Right here?

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With the lights on?

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Sure. Sorry, I had a Dan attack.

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They've all been served.

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Oh, thank you, Roz. Okay, everybody, dig
in.

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Dan, would you like some yams?

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No, thanks. I'm on a strict diet. I
can't eat any food that's the same color

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Lucille Ball's hair.

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I just hope this dinner made their day a
little brighter.

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Oh, yeah, they all seem real happy.

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Sure, they all hopped up from snorting
mashed potatoes.

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See you in a while, Dan.

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Not if I see you face.

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Let me guess, Dan, you are planning an
evening of freewheeling debauchery with

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one of those roller maidens.

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Harry, I'm offended.

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They're all coming over.

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So what brings you here?

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That's our boy.

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Do you know where Mac is? Yeah, he's in
my office studying for that big exam.

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Since he couldn't be home for
Thanksgiving dinner, I brought him some

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Leftovers? They're the best part.

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My mom made a great turkey shake.

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Well, I think it's really sweet that you
came all the way down here to bring Mac

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some. Oh, my God!

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That must be the traditional... Shark
face pie.

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Mm -mm.

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Nothing says lovin' like fish heads in
the oven.

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Max, slow down.

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Look, what do you say we jog a couple
laps around Manhattan? You know, work

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a little tension. Come on now, Mac,
don't be so shy.

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Oh, look, Lenora, I'm sorry, but this
just can't happen. Mac, please, just

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this out before you decide.

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Mac? Hello.

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Guess he's already had dessert.

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Let me guess.

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This isn't what it looks like.

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Oh, no, sir. No, sir. It sure isn't.

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is an easy explanation.

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Somebody give me an easy explanation.

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A deadly water moccasin crawled out of
the bathroom sink and bit her on the

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mouth.

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There was no time to lose, so thinking
quickly, you were sucking out the

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Right, Mac?

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Boom.

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What, too easy?

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All right, Mac. Who is she?

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I almost forgot. Where are my manners?

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Lenore, this is Kwan Lee.

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His wife.

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Kwan Lee, this is Lenore Grant, my study
buddy.

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Must be an oral exam.

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It's very nice to meet you.

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I doubt you'll think so after I gouge
your eyes out.

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Well, my, since you're going to be
discussing the latest in optometry, why

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we just...

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Sneak off to the mall shop.

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Mac, take some advice. In situations
like this, there's only one thing to do.

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Fake a heart attack.

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Well, at least you didn't sneak around
to do your nasty stuff.

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Juan Lee, would you let me explain? I
think maybe I'd better be the one to

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explain. Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. No,
I'll tell her. No, let the slut explain.

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You see, Mrs. Robinson, I kind of
developed a crush on Matt.

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On your husband.

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Honest, it wasn't his fault at all. See?

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It wasn't my fault.

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Oh, and I suppose these weren't your
lips washed up against her face?

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I think maybe I'd better go.

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Oh, was it something I said?

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Or was it the fact that I was president
of the machete club in high school?

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I'll just finish studying on my own.

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All right, lover boy.

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Let's hear your lame excuse.

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Look, Kwan Lee, come on. Let's go
someplace quiet so we can talk.

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Oh, you weren't worried about privacy a
minute ago.

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Ah, gee, Bull's right. If you press your
ear against the door, you do hear

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termites chewing.

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Goodbye, Mac. I'm going home. to mother.

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Quan Li, your mother's dead.

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Picky, picky, picky.

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Oh, uh, Miss Sullivan, there you are.

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Um, listen, I, uh, I wanted to thank you
for the meal.

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Oh, well, you are entirely welcome.

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Was it good?

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It was, um, how can I put it?

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Hey!

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Oh!

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What's the matter?

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You look terrible.

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Even for you.

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After a lifetime of eating out of
dumpsters, I'm taken down by bad

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yams.

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That's ridiculous.

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It couldn't have been the yams.

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I'm not the world's greatest cook, all
right, but I'm not that bad.

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And a plumber. We're not equipped for
this kind of volume.

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Quandy.

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Quandy, look, would you calm down?

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Look, if you want to hurt me, you've got
to throw something heavier.

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Oh, I will.

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I'm just perfecting my aim first.

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How could you do such a thing, Mac? I'm
trying to tell you I didn't. Oh, then I

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guess I just imagined all this.

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Excuse me, but the newsstand is out of
an accident, so I have to break into my

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private stash. Boy, does this remind me
of my trip to Mexico. Resume firing.

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Really, Mac?

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Did you think I wouldn't find out about
you and little Miss Hot Pants?

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Look, just because I was in another
woman's arms kissing her doesn't mean

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there's anything between us. There
wasn't room for anything between you.

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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, but
we're running short of after -dinner

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I'm sure this was not my fault. If you
ask me, it was the cafeteria... I'm

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interrupting something, aren't I? Yes,
you are, Christine. Get out. Okay.

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I'll never forget that, Mac.

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The sight of you in another woman's
arms. Quanli, look what you're listening

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me. Now, you gotta believe me. It wasn't
my fault. I didn't do one thing to

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encourage her.

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I know.

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You know what?

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I know what the problem is.

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You're a chunk.

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A chunk?

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Handsome, incredibly attractive man.

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I think you mean hunk. Oh, that's right.
Make fun of my grammatization.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get
this straight. I'm a hunk, and that's

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the problem.

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It's a big problem to me.

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I worry about it all the time.

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I feel like I'm always in competition.

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With who?

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With women who are younger, or who are
smarter, or who can pronounce the letter

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L.

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You'll find someone better than me.

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Oh, there is no one better than you.
That's why I went back to college.

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What the hell are you talking about?

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Maybe this will help you understand.

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You ever heard the saying, the price you
pay for excellence is your own sweat?

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No, but it's lovely.

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Well, that's what going back to college
and burying my nose in those books is

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all about.

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It's the price I'm willing to pay so we
can have a little excellence in our

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lives. You're all the excellence I ever
needed, Mac.

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And you're all I ever needed, baby.

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But I need to better myself if I want to
provide you with the finer things in

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life.

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Like this.

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This is something that you've been
wanting for a long time.

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Oh, Mac.

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A bug zapper.

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Turn it over.

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It's a diamond ring.

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You remember the night you showed me
this ad and said, look, Mac, isn't it

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beautiful?

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That was a long time ago, Mac.

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Two years.

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I ripped it out of the paper that same
night.

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And you've been carrying this with you
ever since?

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I never had enough cash to buy you a
fancy wedding ring.

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But someday I'm going to fix that.

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No.

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No what?

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No, I don't want it.

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What?

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Just let me have the picture, okay?

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But I don't get it.

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No ring could ever match the beauty of
why you held on to this little scrap of

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paper.

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I love you, Max.

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I love you too, Quan Li.

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Then you forgive me for wanting to slay
the little bitch?

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Come here, dragon lady.

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I just wanted it to be something
special.

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No, don't worry about it, Miss Sullivan.
I'd say your Thanksgiving dinner made a

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big splash.

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Several, in fact.

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Hey, Doc, what's the scoop?

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Well, I examined 63 people. They all
seem to be suffering from the same

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It's some kind of epidemic, right?
Probably the flu?

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Nope. Bad yams.

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They feel lousy now, but as soon as the
bacteria passes through their system,

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they'll all be fine.

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And there's nothing we can do?

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I wouldn't eat the yams.

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Oh, this is so humiliating. How could
this have happened?

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Well, look at it this way, Christine.

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Your dinner was so good, it came up and
took a bow.

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Oh, here's our hostess now.

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You see, we must have your recipe.

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Oh, Dan, shut up.

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You told me to shut up? You turned my
dream dates into the Wretching

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Rangerettes?

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Listen, everyone, I just want to say I'm
very sorry for all this.

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All I really wanted to do was... Okay, I
know it sounds corny, but what I wanted

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to do was to reach out to my fellow man
to show how grateful I am.

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In spite of the circumstances at the
moment, I hope that we can all see how

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truly blessed we are.

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You don't know the half of it, lady.

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Erwin, thank God you made it back okay.

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Yeah, Winky and I had a couple of
anxious moments.

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How the hell did you get down?

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Well, we must have been up at least a
couple of thousand feet when the Air

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Force... picked up Winky on their radar
screens and shot us down.

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Those gutless bunny killers.

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I guess to them we looked like a Soviet
mig.

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Oh, I'd be a sidewalk pizza if it hadn't
been for that awning on the Weatherby

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Hotel.

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An awning broke your fall?

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Are you kidding?

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Mr. Barsetti, I bounced off it right
into this big fall clearance banner on

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front of the store across the street,
which flung me onto the top of a passing

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bus. The driver took a sharp turn at
Battery Park and threw me off right into

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bed of chrysanthemums.

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That's what broke my fall.

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Erwin, you've got to be the luckiest man
in the world.

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No.

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Dan Quayle is.